Friday, June 13, 2008

'Dan'nerism of the week

Conversation between my dad and my husband - yesterday:

Dad - "On our motorcycle trip we will only be riding about 150 miles each day."

Dan - "Oh, that's A Catwalk, you'll be fine - you don't need the extra large windshield."

Dad - "Don't you mean A Cakewalk?"

Dan - "Oh, is that what it is? I always thought it was A Catwalk. You know just yesterday Kristie told me you're supposed to say - 'Nip It In The Bud' - I always thought it was 'Nick It In The Butt'"

Kristie - (in my head, to myself) (I was eavesdropping)
~"I'm gonna blog about this"~

Dad - "You're kidding me, right?"

Dan - "Well I never said I was the Brightest Tool In The Shed"

7 comments:

Kristie said...

Literally, as I'm writing this blog, Dan is in the other room, talking to who knows who - He says - "Ya, well stick that in your pocket and smoke it"

SoulTattoo said...

I can't even tell you how hard Steve and I are laughing right now... Love ya dan! Not laughing at ya, laughing with ya! ~Tirza

Steve said...

Too Funny! Happy Dad's Day Dan!

SoulTattoo said...

Steve... don't you mean "happy Feathers Day!" ???

Grandma KIM said...

Now that I've laughed till I cried!!!.... No Dan - a CATWALK is what you did on the "Sunday Night Fashion Show" blog!

(Kristie, we're going to make a million on your husband!)

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! also ....ask him if he even knows where "nip it in the bud" comes from???????

Grandma KIM said...

I have to say...... I was telling Andy and Karrie about this story, and I got that 'b l a n k' look from Andy and he said, "Nip it in the butt...what's wrong with that?" Karrie agreed! I guess Dan's not all alone on this one! LOL