Conversation between my dad and my husband - yesterday:
Dad - "On our motorcycle trip we will only be riding about 150 miles each day."
Dan - "Oh, that's A Catwalk, you'll be fine - you don't need the extra large windshield."
Dad - "Don't you mean A Cakewalk?"
Dan - "Oh, is that what it is? I always thought it was A Catwalk. You know just yesterday Kristie told me you're supposed to say - 'Nip It In The Bud' - I always thought it was 'Nick It In The Butt'"
Kristie - (in my head, to myself) (I was eavesdropping)
~"I'm gonna blog about this"~
Dad - "You're kidding me, right?"
Dan - "Well I never said I was the Brightest Tool In The Shed"