Dear Aunt Kristie,
What do you mean you don't have a high-chair? No toys? No crib? No baby stuff? What am I supposed to do over here? What kinda joint are you runnin' here? Don't you have anything for me to do?
Can I at least play with the electrical outlets?
Like, how do I jump this thing?I love this thing, can I make it louder?I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to do this.....Do you got free texting?I FOR SURE need a camera......I love romance novels!Does Uncle Dan even need business cards?