The other day I was grocery shopping, the checkout woman handed me my receipt, and then said – “Wait, hold on – you forgot your COUPON RECEIPTS” – (What? Are you kidding me? You think I need MORE receipts to keep in my wallet? Besides, If I ALWAYS buy JIF peanut butter, why would I want a coupon for SKIPPY?)
I said, “Look, no offense, but I don’t want those.”
She said, “Well you've got a ton of them, what should I do with them?”
I said, “I don’t care, you could, well....let’s say..... – THROW THEM AWAY? ” (I am a genius)
She said, “You’re sure you don’t want them?”
I said, “Yes!!!”
So she looks at me and says, “but, you got quite a few good ones here!” (As the lady behind me in line is looking at me like I’m an IDIOT for not taking them.)
FINALLY – she says to the lady behind me in line, “Do you want these?” - The lady looks at me like it is HER LUCKY DAY!! Are you kidding me???
Do people actually SAVE MONEY with those things ?
Am I in the minority here ?
Don’t you just bring them home, and store them in the GIANT receipt box – marked 2008 ?
For real, maybe I live in a dream world ?
Seriously – who has time to cut them all apart ?
Then, do you actually remember to bring them back to the store ?
Please let me know if I’m alone on this.