Texting, again....

Tyler: "Mom, Aunt Jamie got a new cell number"

Me: "What?? I didn't know that - how do you know?"

Tyler: "She texted me like 3 days ago"

(Me: thinking....hmmm, she didn't text me?)

Tyler: "Wait, I just got to thinking, what if it was a different Jamie"

Me: "What do you mean? How many Jamie's do you know?"

Tyler: "I don't know, I have a TON of contacts"

Me: "Well, read the text to me, then I can tell you if it sounds like it was from Aunt Jamie, or some other Jamie"

Tyler: "MMOOMM! It's probably erased by now - My phone only holds 100 text messages at a time"

Me: "Good Grief! You got 100 text messages in 3 days?"

Tyler: "MOM! I get like 100 a night"

Me: "Are you kidding me? I have not gotten 100 yet - and I've had my phone for 2 years - what in the world do you have to text 100 messages about EACH NIGHT?"

Tyler: "Want me to read them to you?"

Me: "Can I blog about them?"

Tyler: "I guess."

TYLER'S LAST 100 SENT TEXT MESSAGES:

(I'm not really gonna type all 100, but here's 28)

1. yoyoyo u k
2. hay coach this is tyler
3. my sis just sed s dog just crapet in your driv way
4. K
5. No it is gunu be like condishining like runing in jim
6. No to day but i have soccer praktic at 6:00
7. lol
8. ok u do that
9. ok cool
10. ok u do that
11. it was not that sen and hahahaha
12. ooo
13. kt who
14. is this mickalus phone
15. sup
16. where
17. i ternd my self green
18. i ternd my self green
19. i am green
20. :)
21. bibibibibibibibibi
22. no
23. lol
24. ok idc
25. cailey proble
26. what
27. lol
28. well

Me: "Ok, I don't get it - What does it mean when you simply text - 'WELL' ??

Tyler: "OOhhh, it's what you say when you don't have anything to say to each other"